Rants About Work



We work in retail, the service industry, from home and all around. We're on our feet all day, sit in offices, interact with the strangest people... We need somewhere to vent-- this is it.
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Posted on June 29th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Posted on May 3rd, 2011 at 4:37 PM
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Posted on March 28th, 2011 at 7:20 PM
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"Breakfast of champions."
Man buying 12 big bags of lays chips…
Posted on February 25th, 2011 at 1:55 AM
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Tags | Publix | lays | breakfast | work

You’ll appear entirely too under-qualified when push comes to shove.

Posted on February 23rd, 2011 at 12:50 AM
Tags | resume | work | job | lies | don't do it

Phone rings…

Me: Hello?

Person: This is Sarah* from Publix. It says here you were supposed to be at work at 6:30?

Me: Danny* said he would take my shift.

Sarah: Did you tell a manager?

Me: I filled in the paper to say he was taking my shift and left it for him.

Sarah: Alright, I’ll call Danny.

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Phone rings…

Me: Hello?

Sarah: Danny said he changed his mind and forgot to tell you. I went into the break room, and the paper was up on the corkboard…so this is on you.

Me: Ok…I can’t make it though.

Sarah: There’s no way? Cause this will count as a no show, no call in.

Me: …no, there’s really no way I can make it there…

Sarah: Alright, I’ll tell the manager.

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No, I can’t make it, cause I take the bus to work. By the time I get to work, my 3 hour shift will be half over.

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Moral of the story: Don’t tell someone you’ll take their shift then screw them over.

*Names have been changed.

Posted on February 9th, 2011 at 2:20 AM
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Tags | work | taking shifts | calling in | unreliable people

don’t pee on the floor. in the store.

Posted on February 7th, 2011 at 2:45 AM
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Tags | use the bathroom | potty train yourself | public etiquette

I understand that the sidewalk is wet. See, there’s this magical thing called rain. It happens when humidity hits 100% and the air can not longer hold any more water vapor. Oh? What was that? Too complicated for you? And yes, our manager did send someone out there to go dry out the sidewalk for you.

Sincerely,

Girl earning minimum wage and dealing with people’s stupidities.

Posted on February 4th, 2011 at 7:31 PM
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Tags | customers | rain | ridiculous | supermarkets | work
"We need to sell a total of $XX.XX more by the end of the hour. Sell, sell, sell… Sell to the walls, sell to the manequins."
Manager at Express
Posted on January 16th, 2011 at 9:41 PM
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Tags | funny | sell | sales | retail | work

Make sure you’re on time, otherwise you’ll lose your job.

Posted on January 13th, 2011 at 9:55 PM
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